What Not and What Have You

a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what have yous

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Ms. Kurry, a new 5^th grade teacher at the local elementary said, “teaching is harder than I thought because these kids are really dumb.”

What Not and What Have You: My profession: I would have gone to medical school, but I had a real problem with science, and school in general, and being smart and what not. So I decided to just sort of keep my options open and see where that takes me, and so far, not far. My looks: pretty sweet! I look very similar to Brad Pitt. In fact, we could be twins, if I were 20 years younger, 50 pounds lighter, and had a lot of plastic surgery. My hygiene: excellent. I bathe once a week, whether I need it or not. My finances: I spend most of my money on whiskey and whores, the rest I waste.

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