Thursday, August 27, 2009

List of World's Shortest Books Released

Graceful Retirement, by Brett Favre
Deep Thoughts, by George W. Bush
Morality, by Bill Clinton
How to NOT Have Extramarital Sex in a Restaurant in Front of Your Strength Coach with a Bimbo who Gets Pregnant, Has an Abortion, Marries then Divorces Aforementioned Strength Coach, and Blackmails You for Millions, by Rick Pitino
Driving While Sober, by Billie Gillispie
Winning the Right Way, by John Calipari
Guide to Hiring Classy Basketball Coaches, by the State of Kentucky
Understanding the Economy, by Economists
Scientific Basis for Creationism, by the Creationist Museum
Red Light Cameras, Animal Shelter Locations, and other Good Ideas, by the Lubbock City Council
Good Advice, by Michael Crabtree’s Cousin
Broadcast Excellence, by Chad Hasty
Compassion, by the Republican Party
Guide to Winning Elections, by the Texas Democratic Party
Defense, by Mike Leach
Marley & Me, & Michael Vick, by Marley and Michael Vick
Passionate Goth Sports Fans, by the one passionate goth sports fan

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