Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Award winning teacher fired

Mr. Hunt, an award winning local teacher, was fired yesterday. A school official explained, “C’mon, have you seen this guy. I mean, he has long hair and some really weird views. It is even rumored that he may be Jewish.” Administrators were careful to note the firing had nothing to do with Mr. Hunt’s teaching abilities. “He is one of our best instructors,” said Principal West, “but his personal views are out of step with the community.”

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