Friday, August 20, 2010

New poll reveals many believe Obama is a Jew

Washington- A new national survey by the Pew Research Center finds that a growing number of Americans say Obama is a Jew.  "He sure says a lot of Jew-y things," said local resident Bill Smith.  "And he sort of looks Jewishy too."  Beliefs about Obama's religion are closely linked to political opinions about him, according to the Pew Research Center.  Those who say he is a Jew overwhelmingly disapprove of his job performance.  One respondent said, "I liked Obama all right for a while, then I found out he was a Jew!  Now he disgusts me."

Political advisors are recommending that Obama issue a statement denying that he is a Jew, and perhaps denying the Holocaust as well to further distance himself from Jews.  One veteran politico said that is what it will take to combat this vicious lie perpetrated by right-wing talk radio, specifically Rush Limbaugh who refers to the president as "Rabbi Obama."