My Profession

I am a scientist (amateur).  I do science-y things that are real important.  I have a white coat that I wear to do my experiments.  They are real complicated and people with small brains are not smart enough enough to do them.  I did an experiment this morning where I tested how late I could sleep.  Basically, I sleep and try to stay sleeping and not wake up until like 11am or even 12 or 1pm.  Then I did an experiment to see how much pizza I could eat and TV I could watch.  Later, I will conduct another scientific experiment to test how much beer I can drink before passing out.  Like I said, the science I conduct is pretty complex but I am dedicated to my science (amateur) job.